I Am The Best At Games EVER

[Mr Saxon]

You've probably heard of me. I have ALL the number one high-scores on World Of Warcraft. I am the guy who got to final screen on Fortnite. I completed Call Of Duty: Black Ops three minutes and thirty nine seconds after buying it, whilst playing (and completing) Pokemon Go at the VERY SAME TIME. Twitch is named after what happens to your left eye when you witness my gameplay. I am the best person to ever hold a control pad, and the second best person to use a keyboard EVER. It's a fact. These are all facts.

Oh, I also just bought a PS4, having mastered the PC master race.

My best features are my modesty and the birthmark on my right shoulder that looks like one of the trophies I won.

[Tom]

[Onideus]

Is that you Billy Mitchell?!

[Tom]

Jesus Christ , it's Jason Bourne

[Mr Saxon]

Yes, it is I - the King of Kong! I'm only joking. I'm not really him. (OR AM I?????)

[Onideus]

King of Kong no longer, poor Billy got stripped of his high scores and perma-banned for cheating using MAME.

[ISP]

Oh, I also just bought a PS4, having mastered the PC master race.

Holy fr**kin BASED! I've never met someone who leveled up IRL before. Because you're such a treasure to gaming culture I will give you this protip: get that birthmark checked out by a chiropractor or some other educated medical professional. It could be cancer.

[Jay]

Professional Badass right here.