When simple games have an "epic" backstory and lore all the sudden.
Like Half Life had no story, just survive the aliens and government forces; it was GOOD!
Whatever happened to fun games where the only story was "This is BAD GUY, This is also BAD GUY: GO KICK HIS ASS"
Now make way for the Orwell/Terminator/Bladerunner rip-off with a diatribe of a backstory that makes DeviantArt blush; cue my distaste for Half Life 2. (One of the several issues I got with it) All those new details pulled straight from Valve's rectum and in most cases, the fandom's where they just play a game of "Pin the Tail on the Dystopia Cliche." Making college hipsters squeal in excitement. (At least that's the vibe I got)
Another example is the modern Sonic games that try to be 3EDGY5U and end up looking like Final Fantasy table scraps. To think it started from a game about a Hedgehog running fast.
Let's give Pong a backstory with orchestral music, princesses, palaces and emo monologues alongside the birth of the Pong race after the epic battle of WHOGIVESACRAP.
(Exhales) Damn, that felt good.
Like Half Life had no story, just survive the aliens and government forces; it was GOOD!
Whatever happened to fun games where the only story was "This is BAD GUY, This is also BAD GUY: GO KICK HIS ASS"
Now make way for the Orwell/Terminator/Bladerunner rip-off with a diatribe of a backstory that makes DeviantArt blush; cue my distaste for Half Life 2. (One of the several issues I got with it) All those new details pulled straight from Valve's rectum and in most cases, the fandom's where they just play a game of "Pin the Tail on the Dystopia Cliche." Making college hipsters squeal in excitement. (At least that's the vibe I got)
Another example is the modern Sonic games that try to be 3EDGY5U and end up looking like Final Fantasy table scraps. To think it started from a game about a Hedgehog running fast.
Let's give Pong a backstory with orchestral music, princesses, palaces and emo monologues alongside the birth of the Pong race after the epic battle of WHOGIVESACRAP.
(Exhales) Damn, that felt good.

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